everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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