Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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