oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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