Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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