I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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