I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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