My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
