This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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