I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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