i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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