Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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