quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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