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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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(914): View more from New York

Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.

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(407): View more from Florida

I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...

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Swans

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(253): View more from Washington

Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?

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