I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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