All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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