Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
