idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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