just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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