I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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