she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
