I think my vagina is haunted
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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