dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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