He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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