Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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