I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
