Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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