Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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