no you cant smoke seaweed
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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