We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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