he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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