im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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