David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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