My nipple is on Facebook.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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