I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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