i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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