i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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