The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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