Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
im calling her cock vulture from now on
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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