There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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