But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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