Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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