This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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