BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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