I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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