ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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