Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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