oh god the rape fog is back!
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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