The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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