I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There r osticjed everywhere
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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