billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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