used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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