Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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