Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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