dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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