i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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