its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
