She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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