she woke up with a sticky ear
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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